A fun Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in the hospital and with a diagnosis that she doesn't take lying down. Meanwhile, Gloria and Jay's attempts to be romantic keep getting interrupted by the kids, which drives Gloria crazy, and Cam and Mitch host a wild Valentine's Day Lonely Hearts Party that leaves them hung over the next morning, trying to piece together what happened and, more importantly, why Dylan is now living with them.

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Guest Stars: Reid Ewing as Dylan, Brad Morris as Harlan, Beverly Leech as Doctor Anne Coben

Writers: Danny Zuker

Director: Beth McCarthy Miller

Viewers: 10.05 million Households Rating: 7.2/11 Adults 18-49 Rating: 3.8/10

 This episode features in the list Valentine's Day episodes.