It seems everyone has a bone to pick: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to simply order lunch at their local diner; Phil is put in the position of having to fire Mitchell; Cam and Claire have opposing theories on how to discipline children; and Manny is upset with Luke for accepting an award under false pretenses - all of which spells trouble for Alex who is counting on them to all work together for a "living art" school project display.

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Guest Stars: Mike Madrigal as Teacher, Beth Grant as Maxine, Matt Roth as Skip Woosnum, John Viener as Matt Keneally, Angela Oh as Realtor No. 1, Lisa Long as Realtnor No. 2, Laird Macintosh as Realtor No. 3

Writers: Elaine Ko, Jeffrey Richman, Bill Wrubel

Director: Gail Mancuso

Viewers: 9.36 million Households Rating: 7/11 Adults 18-49 Rating: 3.9/11