Dylan and Luke are really impressed with Bill’s tales of heroism and survival as a firefighter, which make Phil feel emasculated. To impress the guys, he invites them over for a little male-bonding moment that goes terribly wrong.

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Guest Stars: Reid Ewing as Dylan, Fred Willard as Frank Dunphy, Jimmy Tatro as Bill, Rachel Bay Jones as Farrah, Christian Barillas as Ronaldo

Writers: Danny Zuker

Director: Jeff Walker