It's Jay and Gloria's anniversary and they can't seem to get on the same page on what kind of gift to give – sentimental or expensive? And, the Dunphys head to Caltech for Alex's college tour and while Claire is busy convincing her to choose this school and stay close to home, Phil, Luke and Haley branch off to participate in a psyche experiment. Mitch and Cam are taking a new family portrait with Lily to replace the old one above their mantel, but Lily gives some serious face.

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Guest Stars: Rebecca Mozo as Admissions Officer, Patrick Carlyle as Researcher, Caleb Hoffman as Jason, Aaron Landon as Slow Kid

Writers: Megan Ganz

Director: Gail Mancuso

Viewers: 10.56 million Households Rating: 7.4/12 Adults 18-49 Rating: 3.7/12